I am a slightly idealistic but overall fairly average person who just happens to have a very hard time saying I’m sorry. Obama ’08 (and any of its offshoots such as Women for Obama, Latinos for Obama, HOPE, etc.) I’ve spent the last six years smugly telling everyone I never voted for Obama. I spent the first decade of the 2000s smugly telling everyone I never voted for Bush. I’m conservative and don’t necessarily think literacy is an important trait in a president. Howling wolf/Native American imagery decal (ironic) Howling wolf/Native American imagery decal (unironic) My child’s high-school career is the greatest time of my life.
Sports decal and/or school mascot with “Mom” or “Dad” High school was the greatest time of my life. Sports decal and/or school mascot with child’s name I have lost my own sense of self and live vicariously through my children. My Child is an Honor Student at XYZ Elementary My children hate me and my spouse has been having an affair for years. I am no longer on speaking terms with over 50% of my family, but it’s definitely their fault, not mine. “Your Mother Chose Life,” “It’s a Child, Not a Choice!” or similar fetus-related sayings I drive slowly and I don’t want people to yell at me for it. Look, I’m all for bumper stickers and window decals, and I think it’s almost required for truck owners such as myself to proudly display their opinions and interests to fellow drivers who do not in any way give a shit, but I have to wonder…what is your bumper sticker really saying? 1. The one that catches my eye most days says, “TRUTH, NOT TOLERANCE!” and every day I think, “You know, I don’t really want to meet that neighbor.”
Every morning as I leave my driveway to head to work, I pass by my neighbor’s truck, which is covered in political and religious bumper stickers.
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